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<div>The '''LGMB Rant''' is the official introduction of the [[Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad]]. It consists of a series of events, exploits, accolades, and descriptions strung together into a rhyming list that is performed by the [[Bnad Leedur]] (who is required to memorize the rant word for word) at major Bnad events such as [[Matriculation]], [[Cannonball]], and [[Gradball]]. At the end of the year, the Bnad Leedur may extend the rant to include significant events of their term.<br />
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==The Rant==<br />
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INTRODUCING the world famous, quintuple prize winning, sextuple record setting, 69+1 years celebrating...<br />
<br />
TSE crashing, football field dashing, alcohol stashing, jumbotron flashing,<br /><br />
Fountain splashing, joke rehashing, button mashing, joke rehashing...<br />
<br />
Stealth bnad stalking, imposter bnad mocking, gradball shocking, con hall rocking,<br /><br />
Hangover regretting, professor upsetting, rumour spreading, drum stick forgetting,<br /><br />
Pop machine filling, ready and willing, crown royal swilling, yo we just chillin’.<br />
<br />
CN tower ascending, peace and quiet ending, cannon defending, many patents pending,<br /><br />
Mixtape dropping, hookup blocking, Bnad room dusting, pant combusting,<br /><br />
Coke machine wiring, world takeover conspiring, instrument acquiring, this introduction is tiring...<br />
<br />
UTSU bouncer banning, Email inbox spamming, instrument practice jamming, somehow still standing?!?!<br />
<br />
Seven-year-old scotch decanting, ALL NUDE ALL THE TIME!<br />
<br />
Snowball fight fighting, CUPE strike striking, rant memorization FAILING!<br />
<br />
Vanier cup rejecting, premier beer selectin’, Godiva resurrecting, tastes good with pectin,<br /><br />
Stairs falling, campus police calling, out-of-control balling, trololololing,<br /><br />
Funeral enthralling, boobyballing, LGMBear mauling, shelf installing.<br />
<br />
Bnadmageddon reviving, TBOG trip driving, Vitamin water imbibing, Argos game jiving,<br /><br />
Yonge Street Cruising, Varsity Bluesing, Rum-and-coke oozing, ear drum bruising,<br /><br />
Pride parade priding, traffic abiding, trombone sliding, moustache riding.<br />
<br />
Note nailing, scale scaling, song wailing, music bailing,<br /><br />
Episkopon crashing, cymbal bashing, drywall patching, color matching, <br /><br />
Queen’s golden showering, sourpuss souring, Gin devouring, FROSH EMPOWERING!<br />
<br />
CN Tower, Skydome, Eaton Centre, Pratt Building, Four Seasons, Innis Condo, Scarborough RT, <br /><br />
Bahen Centre, Myhal, University Fair, Varsity Stadium, Skulenite, Spadina Streetcar and Sheppard Subway opening...<br />
<br />
AND SUBWAY CLOSING...<br />
<br />
Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad, Renegade Musical Terrorists, Marching Gregorian Chant Society and White Noise Brigade!</div>69.196.129.54https://skulepedia.ca/w/index.php?title=LGMB_Rant&diff=5500LGMB Rant2019-03-11T03:02:17Z<p>69.196.129.54: </p>
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<div>The '''LGMB Rant''' is the official introduction of the [[Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad]]. It consists of a series of events, exploits, accolades, and descriptions strung together into a rhyming list that is performed by the [[Bnad Leedur]] (who is required to memorize the rant word for word) at major Bnad events such as [[Matriculation]], [[Cannonball]], and [[Gradball]]. At the end of the year, the Bnad Leedur may extend the rant to include significant events of their term.<br />
<br />
==The Rant==<br />
<br />
INTRODUCING the world famous, quintuple prize winning, sextuple record setting, 69+1 years celebrating...<br />
<br />
TSE crashing, football field dashing, alcohol stashing, jumbotron flashing,<br /><br />
Fountain splashing, joke rehashing, button mashing, joke rehashing...<br />
<br />
Stealth bnad stalking, imposter bnad mocking, gradball shocking, con hall rocking,<br /><br />
Hangover regretting, professor upsetting, rumour spreading, drum stick forgetting,<br /><br />
Pop machine filling, ready and willing, crown royal swilling, yo we just chillin’.<br />
<br />
CN tower ascending, peace and quiet ending, cannon defending, many patents pending,<br /><br />
Mixtape dropping, hookup blocking, Bnad room dusting, pant combusting,<br /><br />
Coke machine wiring, world takeover conspiring, instrument acquiring, this introduction is tiring...<br />
<br />
UTSU bouncer banning, Email inbox spamming, instrument practice jamming, somehow still standing?!?!<br />
<br />
Seven-year-old scotch decanting, ALL NUDE ALL THE TIME!<br />
<br />
Snowball fight fighting, CUPE strike striking, rant memorization FAILING!<br />
<br />
Vanier cup rejecting, premier beer selectin’, Godiva resurrecting, tastes good with pectin,<br /><br />
Stairs falling, campus police calling, out-of-control balling, trololololing,<br /><br />
Funeral enthralling, boobyballing, LGMBear mauling, shelf installing.<br />
<br />
Bnadmageddon reviving, TBOG trip driving, Vitamin water imbibing, Argos game jiving,<br /><br />
Yonge Street Cruising, Varsity Bluesing, Rum-and-coke oozing, ear drum bruising,<br /><br />
Pride parade priding, traffic abiding, trombone sliding, moustache riding.<br />
<br />
Note nailing, scale scaling, song wailing, music bailing,<br /><br />
Episkopon crashing, cymbal bashing, drywall patching, color matching, <br /><br />
Queen’s golden showering, sourpuss souring, Gin devouring, FROSH EMPOWERING!<br />
<br />
CN Tower, Skydome, Eaton Centre, Pratt Building, Four Seasons, Innis Condo, Scarborough RT, Bahen Centre, Myhal, University Fair, Varsity Stadium, Skulenite, Spadina Streetcar and Sheppard Subway opening...<br />
<br />
AND SUBWAY CLOSING...<br />
<br />
Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad, Renegade Musical Terrorists, Marching Gregorian Chant Society and White Noise Brigade!</div>69.196.129.54https://skulepedia.ca/w/index.php?title=LGMB_Rant&diff=5499LGMB Rant2019-03-11T03:00:28Z<p>69.196.129.54: </p>
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<div>The '''LGMB Rant''' is the official introduction of the [[Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad]]. It consists of a series of events, exploits, accolades, and descriptions strung together into a rhyming list that is performed by the [[Bnad Leedur]] (who is required to memorize the rant word for word) at major Bnad events such as [[Matriculation]], [[Cannonball]], and [[Gradball]]. At the end of the year, the Bnad Leedur may extend the rant to include significant events of their term.<br />
<br />
==The Rant==<br />
<br />
INTRODUCING the world famous, quintuple prize winning, sextuple record setting, 69+1 years celebrating...<br />
<br />
TSE crashing, football field dashing, alcohol stashing, jumbotron flashing,<br /><br />
Fountain splashing, joke rehashing, button mashing, joke rehashing...<br />
<br />
Stealth bnad stalking, imposter bnad mocking, gradball shocking, con hall rocking,<br /><br />
Hangover regretting, professor upsetting, rumour spreading, drum stick forgetting,<br /><br />
Pop machine filling, ready and willing, crown royal swilling, yo we just chillin’.<br />
<br />
CN tower ascending, peace and quiet ending, cannon defending, many patents pending,<br /><br />
Mixtape dropping, hookup blocking, Bnad room dusting, pant combusting,<br /><br />
Coke machine wiring, world takeover conspiring, instrument acquiring, this introduction is tiring...<br />
<br />
UTSU bouncer banning, Email inbox spamming, instrument practice jamming, somehow still standing?!?!<br />
<br />
Seven-year-old scotch decanting, ALL NUDE ALL THE TIME!<br />
<br />
Snowball fight fighting, CUPE strike striking, rant memorization FAILING!<br />
<br />
Vanier cup rejecting, premier beer selectin’, Godiva resurrecting, tastes good with pectin,<br /><br />
Stairs falling, campus police calling, out-of-control balling, trololololing,<br /><br />
Funeral enthralling, boobyballing, LGMBear mauling, shelf installing.<br />
<br />
Bnadmageddon reviving, TBOG trip driving, Vitamin water imbibing, Argos game jiving,<br /><br />
Yonge Street Cruising, Varsity Bluesing, Rum-and-coke oozing, ear drum bruising,<br /><br />
Pride parade priding, traffic abiding, trombone sliding, moustache riding.<br />
<br />
Note nailing, scale scaling, song wailing, music bailing,<br /><br />
Episkopon crashing, cymbal bashing, drywall patching, color matching, <br /><br />
Queen’s golden showering, sourpuss souring, Gin devouring, FROSH EMPOWERING!<br />
<br />
CN Tower, Skydome, Eaton Centre, Pratt Building, Four Seasons, Innis Condo, Scarborough RT, Bahen Centre, University Fair, Varsity Stadium, Skulenite, Spadina Streetcar and Sheppard Subway opening...<br />
<br />
AND SUBWAY CLOSING...<br />
<br />
Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad, Renegade Musical Terrorists, Marching Gregorian Chant Society and White Noise Brigade!</div>69.196.129.54